The Republic Full of Lots 0f Freedom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ronald Reagan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.785 billion Free Men are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mississippi of Trouts. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Free economy, worth 246 trillion trout dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,463 trout dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 505,831 per year while the poor average 7,482, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

The dead of Lots 0f Freedom have taken on a healthy glow, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, historical fiction has been banned, and you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lots 0f Freedom's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Troutism.

Lots 0f Freedom is ranked 280,914^th in the world and 101^st in Liberal Democratic Union for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.